A muffler elsewhere
It's not easy to be in Delhi in that bitter cold, and to travel is another torture. I was waiting for the train at the metro station early in the morning, so that I could reach office on time.
My eyes fell upon on an empty seat as soon as I entered the train. Like a true mumbaikar, I leapt to it, parking myself there and freezing my derriere in turn but there was a pleasure, undefined, of having a seat. You have to live in Mumbai to understand that pleasure. It didn't last long as a cough caught my attention.
A certain yugpurush was sitting beside me. I was aghast. Well, I am a common man and I can not afford the donations that these guys ask for these days. I was afraid that I won't be able to cough up (pun intended) as per his expectations and will be termed as a 'bhakt' instantly. I looked to the other side.
"Hello ji" I heard, buried within the cough. I looked at him wishing that he may be talking to someone else, but no.
"Do you want to click a selfie with me?" He asked politely.
"No, thank you. I am fine" I said calculating the sum of money I had in my wallet.
He opened his bag and brought a teapot out.
"Perhaps a cup of tea then? Its very cold" He signaled towards the window.
I smiled and moved my head from left to right so that there would be no confusion. I couldn't afford that tea.
"Would you like something else?" He inquired slightly concerned this time. I could not resist.
"Why did you resign just after 49 days and leave the people of Delhi mid-way?" It came out of my mouth before I could stop myself. I was amazed at myself. I had never been this daring all my life. A common man can not be daring. It's his fate and he lives and dies with it.
A fit of cough ensued. I offered him his tea, which he refused waving his hand. Perhaps he too could not afford a tea with himself. or perhaps he could not afford it before elections in Delhi just as he could not afford the auto-rikshaws before the trust vote last time and could afford it after winning that.
"Can you please tell me?" I asked once he stopped coughing. "People are laughing at you for that cowardly act."
"This is all propaganda." He replied. "Dhoni left the series mid-way and is treated like a hero and when I do it, they treat me like an idiot."
"May be they finally have identified you" I thought but couldn't say it out loud.
"I agree, but Dhoni wanted to concentrate on ODIs and the world cup." I repeated the flimsy lines that BCCI had given us poor fans who could not fathom the reason behind that decision as well.
" And I wanted to concentrate on the general elections and the post of the Prime Minister. Nobody appreciates that." He sounded hurt.
"But if you concentrated on that, why did your party win only 4 seats and you lost yourself?" I continued.
The cough went on for a little longer this time.
"Tell me, why only four?" I wasn't the one to leave it.
He looked out of the window and kept it like that for some time. I understood. I am an understanding person.
"Why did you go on a dharna when you yourself were in the government? I changed the topic.
"You don't understand" He shattered my confidence of being an understanding person. "You want Sachin to play the straight drive and Dhoni to play his helicopter shot, right?" He asked.
"Yes"
"Why?"
I was silent.
"Because they are good at it." He answered the question himself, "We were good at dharnas, what else could we do? It was what people wanted."
"If people wanted you so much, why did you win only four seats?" I was back at it.
This time the cough did not stop till the train stopped at the next station and yugpurush rushed out with his muffler and the teapot. I continued my journey still unanswered, why only four?
(If you find the yugpurush, please offer a cough syrup. Sadly, this journey never took place)
My eyes fell upon on an empty seat as soon as I entered the train. Like a true mumbaikar, I leapt to it, parking myself there and freezing my derriere in turn but there was a pleasure, undefined, of having a seat. You have to live in Mumbai to understand that pleasure. It didn't last long as a cough caught my attention.
A certain yugpurush was sitting beside me. I was aghast. Well, I am a common man and I can not afford the donations that these guys ask for these days. I was afraid that I won't be able to cough up (pun intended) as per his expectations and will be termed as a 'bhakt' instantly. I looked to the other side.
"Hello ji" I heard, buried within the cough. I looked at him wishing that he may be talking to someone else, but no.
"Do you want to click a selfie with me?" He asked politely.
"No, thank you. I am fine" I said calculating the sum of money I had in my wallet.
He opened his bag and brought a teapot out.
"Perhaps a cup of tea then? Its very cold" He signaled towards the window.
I smiled and moved my head from left to right so that there would be no confusion. I couldn't afford that tea.
"Would you like something else?" He inquired slightly concerned this time. I could not resist.
"Why did you resign just after 49 days and leave the people of Delhi mid-way?" It came out of my mouth before I could stop myself. I was amazed at myself. I had never been this daring all my life. A common man can not be daring. It's his fate and he lives and dies with it.
A fit of cough ensued. I offered him his tea, which he refused waving his hand. Perhaps he too could not afford a tea with himself. or perhaps he could not afford it before elections in Delhi just as he could not afford the auto-rikshaws before the trust vote last time and could afford it after winning that.
"Can you please tell me?" I asked once he stopped coughing. "People are laughing at you for that cowardly act."
"This is all propaganda." He replied. "Dhoni left the series mid-way and is treated like a hero and when I do it, they treat me like an idiot."
"May be they finally have identified you" I thought but couldn't say it out loud.
"I agree, but Dhoni wanted to concentrate on ODIs and the world cup." I repeated the flimsy lines that BCCI had given us poor fans who could not fathom the reason behind that decision as well.
" And I wanted to concentrate on the general elections and the post of the Prime Minister. Nobody appreciates that." He sounded hurt.
"But if you concentrated on that, why did your party win only 4 seats and you lost yourself?" I continued.
The cough went on for a little longer this time.
"Tell me, why only four?" I wasn't the one to leave it.
He looked out of the window and kept it like that for some time. I understood. I am an understanding person.
"Why did you go on a dharna when you yourself were in the government? I changed the topic.
"You don't understand" He shattered my confidence of being an understanding person. "You want Sachin to play the straight drive and Dhoni to play his helicopter shot, right?" He asked.
"Yes"
"Why?"
I was silent.
"Because they are good at it." He answered the question himself, "We were good at dharnas, what else could we do? It was what people wanted."
"If people wanted you so much, why did you win only four seats?" I was back at it.
This time the cough did not stop till the train stopped at the next station and yugpurush rushed out with his muffler and the teapot. I continued my journey still unanswered, why only four?
(If you find the yugpurush, please offer a cough syrup. Sadly, this journey never took place)